INBOX - NHD-C12-KRI-248 - IKARI, SHINJI

[forevalone]

ikari.shinji@cdc.org
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[forevalone]

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

...Oh.

[alittlemaster]

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
You can get diseases from touching inappropriately.

[He means hands naturaly, but it might sound more crass to someone like Shinji.]

[forevalone]

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

We weren't touching inappropriately!

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

Kaworu-kun isn't even French...

[alittlemaster]

[Ciel wants to say he knows, that Kaworu is from Antarctica, but... how do you? Antarctican? Antarcticnese...? Nevermind!]

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
It doesn't matter. That is just what it is called because the French are rampant with it.

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
It's contagious. You get horrible sores and your skin falls off and you die.

[forevalone]

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

That's...terrifying...

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

But we weren't doing anything inappropriate!

[alittlemaster]

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
You get it from touching.

[A few minutes later; like, a long few minutes:]

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
Why were you doing that with him? Are you a confirmed bachelor?

[forevalone]

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

Touching what?

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

Kaworu-kun is my best friend. What do you mean?

[alittlemaster]

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
Touching anything. Are you a mandrake?

[GOD HE IS EMBARRASSED SAYING CRUDE HOMO THINGS]

[forevalone]

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

...A root?

[alittlemaster]

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
A HOMOSEXUAL IKARI

[Some time later:]

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
Forget I said that.

[forevalone]

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

...I don't know. I like girls but I like Kaworu-kun the most.

[alittlemaster]

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
What does that mean? You can't like both!

[forevalone]

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

But I do.

[alittlemaster]

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
You won't ever find a girl to marry if you keep saying strange things like you love Nagisa the most.

[Be like him: don't love anyone!!]

[forevalone]

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

I don't want to marry a girl.

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

Even if I wanted to get married, I can't.

what my icon didnt go through???

[alittlemaster]

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
You won't marry at all if you have French gout! You'll be dead.

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
If you're not already betrothed, then you make the proposal. So you can get married. It's a long and ridiculous process.

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
But not if you

[HE CANT EVEN TYPE ITDISNSIFU]

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
fancy men

i can't breathe

[forevalone]

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

I don't have French gout! Neither does Kaworu-kun! I don't even think he can get sick...

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

That's not what I meant. I know boys can't get married to each other.

[alittlemaster]

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
No one is ever going to marry two men. It's not right.

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
Do you really like Nagisa that way?

[???????????????????]

[forevalone]

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

...Is it really that wrong?

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

...You won't tell people, will you?

[alittlemaster]

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
You can't have any children. [LOOK....

Oh.............

He doesn't know whether to feel sorry for Shinji's gay predicament, or to be glad he has some kind of hold over the boy's head. Both. Both are good. (Of course, Ciel is under the impression homosexuals get put in the loony bin and converted.)

There's such a long time between Shinji's message and his response that Shinji likely might shit a brick.]

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
I won't tell. [Maybe. >:)]

[forevalone]

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

I'm never going to grow up. I can't have children.

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

Thank you.

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

I'm sorry.

[alittlemaster]

[Ciel is still ??? about the not growing up thing. He just writes it off as "Oh, I'm not going to grow up either because I'm going to die probably."]

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
Why are you sorry?

[forevalone]

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

Because I know you think I'm disgusting.

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

And I know I am. In a lot of ways...but I can't help it.

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

So, I'm sorry.

[alittlemaster]

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
I don't want to hear you say that ever again. Stop apologizing.

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
I don't condone whatever you do with Nagisa, but don't ever regret the things you do. That's disgusting.

[forevalone]

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

I'm

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

...Okay.