INBOX - NHD-C12-KRI-248 - IKARI, SHINJI

[forevalone]

ikari.shinji@cdc.org
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[alittlemaster]

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
Don't do things you'll regret. If you think you'll regret them, don't do it in the first place, Ikari.

[A few minutes later:]

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
If you say anything like that again, I'll tell everyone.

[forevalone]

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

It's not that simple.

[alittlemaster]

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
It is that simple. Choices are important. [He knows. He sold his soul for an important choice. He doesn't regret it because he wanted to live. Why is wanting to live selfish?] When you make a choice, you make it for a reason.

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
Do you regret what you did with Nagisa?

[forevalone]

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

What if it's not your choice? If it's a choice you're forced to make, even if you don't want to?

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

No. I don't regret my feelings for Kaworu-kun. The only thing I regret regarding Kaworu-kun is killing him back home.

[alittlemaster]

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
It's useless to regret choices, even the ones you're forced to make.

[And that's all he says for a long time. He's not exactly sure how to broach the topic of murder.]

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
Why did you kill him?

[forevalone]

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

That doesn't stop me from regretting them.

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

If I didn't, the world would have been destroyed. An apocalypse would have been triggered.

[alittlemaster]

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
Don't be stupid.

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
You're going to have to make those choices again here. If you start acting this way after every one, you'll be useless by the end.

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
Someone here will get rid of you.

[forevalone]

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

I know that. Why do you think I made the choice I did? Because I had to, not because I wanted to!

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

That doesn't mean I'm not going to regret what I did. I'm not going to just be okay with murdering someone with my own hands if they don't deserve to die.

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

The day I'm okay with it is the day I become a monster. I'm a lot of things, but I'm not that.

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

I'm not my father.

[alittlemaster]

[Ciel is quiet for a long time. "I'm not my father." He thinks of Vincent Phantomhive. But son's can't escape the sins of their fathers, right? Not when the sons are groomed so well to take the fathers' places.]

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
If you don't want to be the monster, someone else will have to be.

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
Regret will hold you back later. Make your choices wisely.

[forevalone]

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

Then they can be the monster. I'm sick of monsters.

[alittlemaster]

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
Even if it's someone you care about instead?

[forevalone]

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

I'm not going to be a monster to spare someone else from being one.

[alittlemaster]

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
And that isn't monstrous?

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
Don't forget this selfishness.

[forevalone]

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

All humans are selfish. I never said I wasn't.

[alittlemaster]

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
Humans are. It may save you after all.

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
Unless you get French gout from touching Nagisa inappropriately.

[forevalone]

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

I'm not going to get French gout!

[alittlemaster]

[After a while, his curiosity gets the better of him. He is hard-pressed to ask because a) gross, b) embarrassment, and c) double gross.]

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
Have you done anything with him?

[forevalone]

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

Um...we've held hands...and kissed...

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

That's it.

_{[To Shinji's disappointment.]}

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[alittlemaster]

[alittlemaster]

[HE REALLY SHOULDN'T HAVE ASKED AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!! GASP HOLDING HANDS (he saw this in person) GASP KISSING!!!!!! (he may have seen this in person and tried to suppress these memories)]

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
YOU'VE KISSED HIM YOU'LL DEFINITELY GET FRENCH GOUT NOW

[His weakest blackbox index point went from "reliance on Sebastian" to "feels faint around the gay" in two seconds.]

[forevalone]

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

No I won't! I never got anything from when I kissed a girl before and she was human!

[alittlemaster]

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
YOUVE KISSED A GIRL TOO

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
YOU TURNED HER INTO A TART IKARI YOU ONLY KISS GIRLS WHEN YOURE ENGAGED OR MARRIED

minutes later

[alittlemaster]

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
YOU HAVE FRENCH GOUT FOR SURE I SLEPT IN A ROVER WITH YOU I PROBABLY HAVE IT NOW IKARI!!!!!!

[1/2]

[forevalone]

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

It was my first kiss...she's the one who kissed me. She almost even suffocated me.

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

People our age kiss each other a lot more than you think they do, Phantomhive-kun.

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

Also don't call girls that to their faces they'll kick you in the crotch or slap you.

[2/2]

[forevalone]

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

That's not how sexually transmitted diseases work!