INBOX - NHD-C12-KRI-248 - IKARI, SHINJI

[forevalone]

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[alittlemaster]

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
NO YOU GET THEM FROM TOUCHING WE ALL TOUCHED WE ALL HAVE WHATEVER YOU COULD HAVE RECEIVED FROM NAGISA OR THAT GIRL

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
GO TO THE MEDICAL ROVER IMMEDIATELY

[forevalone]

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

I DIDN'T GET ANYTHING FROM ASUKA THAT HAPPENED OVER A YEAR AGO OR FROM KAWORU-KUN IT'S PROBABLY IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE KAWORU-KUN IS AN ANGEL HE NEVER GETS SICK I DON'T EVEN THINK HE CAN

[alittlemaster]

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
YOU DONT KNOW YOU HAVEN'T

[NEVERMIND, HE CAN'T BRING HIMSELF TO SAY IF SHINJI HAS SEEN KAWORU'S PRIVATES.]

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
NEVERMIND JUST FORGET EVERYTHING I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT

[forevalone]

_{[Spoiler, he has. They've bathed together Ciel. God.]}

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

If it's as severe a disease as you say it is and I had it, I'd be dead already.

[alittlemaster]

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
Not necessarily.

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
At the very least you shouldn't have such loose morals with just anyone. There's a time and place for everything.

[DO YOU EVEN COURT BRO]

[forevalone]

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

I don't have loose morals...

[alittlemaster]

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
You kissed a girl and a boy. It's uncouth.

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
You shouldn't even be in the same room or carriage with a girl alone. There's certain rules you have to follow, otherwise, people think you're a hedonist!

[forevalone]

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

I can't help it if I was alone with Asuka sometimes, we lived together.

[alittlemaster]

[There is currently a positive correlation between response gap in time and loss of respect for Shinji.]

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
YOU LIVED WITH HER??? You don't just live with girls to which you're not married!!

[forevalone]

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

It wasn't my choice it was Misato-san's! _{[Another woman - shocker.]} I didn't want to live with her, she was terrible to live with!

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

All she ever did was make fun of me and make me make her lunches and Misato-san was a slob! All she ever did at home was boss me around and drink and make me cook dinner and do all the chores.

[alittlemaster]

[YOU ARE SUCH A SLUT, SHINJI. LIVING WITH TWO WOMEN AND ALSO LIKING MEN. HOW SCANDALOUS.]

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
You lived with two unmarried women not related to you?!

[forevalone]

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

Yes? It's not that big of a deal, you know. It's not like it was my choice. I didn't have anywhere else to live.

[alittlemaster]

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
It's not appropriate for men to live in the same house as unmarried women to which they aren't related. It will cause people to gossip.

[Nevermind that neither he nor Shinji are technically "men."]

[forevalone]

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

I don't have any relations and I'm not a man, I'm a kid. How am I supposed to live with someone I'm related to when they don't exist?

[alittlemaster]

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
Don't you have some kind of relation you could have roomed with?

[He would ask aren't there some male friends Shinji can stay with, but then thinks better of it......... He thinks the boy would be molesting them fervently if so.]

[forevalone]

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

My mother is dead and my father hates my very existence. I was forced to move to a new city by myself. I would have lived by myself if Misato-san hadn't insisted to be my guardian.

[alittlemaster]

[Modern women are so scary, he thinks.... All confident, and independent, and assertive.

It reminds him of Lizzie's mother....]

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
Do you want to go back? If you could.

[forevalone]

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

Where? To Earth?

[alittlemaster]

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
Back home.

[forevalone]

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

No. There's nothing and no one there for me anymore.

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

Even if I did go back, I couldn't in good conscience.

[alittlemaster]

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
Are you willing to pay that price, Ikari?

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
If you stay here, you'll become a monster.

[forevalone]

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

If I go home, I'll trigger an apocalypse.

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

If I have to destroy a planet, I rather it not be the one I was forced to fight to protect.

[alittlemaster]

[Then you're already a monster, God dammit, he wants to point out. But Shinji got so upset earlier, and Ciel doesn't want to deal with him being a hypocrite again.

He has enough of his own hypocrisy to deal with.]

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
Don't forget. When you're pulling the trigger, [He doesn't mean literally.] don't forget what you just told me.

[forevalone]

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

I couldn't forget even if I tried.

[alittlemaster]

FROM: phantomhive.ciel@cdc.org
I don't think Nagisa would be okay if you forgot.