INBOX - NHD-C12-KRI-248 - IKARI, SHINJI

[forevalone]

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Comments

[peterpanic]

FROM: seki.shiroe@cdc.org

Good, because we're collecting plants.

[Someone else can be on animal duty. This other guy is supposed to be a wizard, or something?? He'll do it.]

[forevalone]

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

Oh. That's it?

[peterpanic]

FROM: seki.shiroe@cdc.org

More or less. Come!

[forevalone]

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

Okay. Why do you want me to come though?

[peterpanic]

FROM: seki.shiroe@cdc.org

Why not? You're not bad to have around.

[forevalone]

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

I'm usually not people's first choice, that's all.

[peterpanic]

[Shinji... don't make him have an emotion. You are the saddest kid and his empathy is all wrong. Give him a minute.]

FROM: seki.shiroe@cdc.org

Congratulations, then.

[forevalone]

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

Thanks?

[peterpanic]

FROM: seki.shiroe@cdc.org

That's better. Meet me tomorrow morning by the edge of camp. You'll see the jeeps.

Can you drive?

[forevalone]

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

I was a rover driver.

[peterpanic]

FROM: seki.shiroe@cdc.org

We'll take turns.

[forevalone]

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

Ah, okay.

[peterpanic]

FROM: seki.shiroe@cdc.org

We're bringing a wizard with us, too. Maybe he'll do us some good.

[Here is Shiroe, acting like Shinji is his assigned partner rather than his actual... assigned partner.]

[forevalone]

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

A wizard? A real one?

[peterpanic]

FROM: seki.shiroe@cdc.org

That's what his file says.

[forevalone]

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

Have you read everyone's file?

[peterpanic]

FROM: seki.shiroe@cdc.org

No. Only when I need to.

[there isn't even anyone to aggressively stalk here, why bother...]

[forevalone]

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

So you haven't read mine?

[peterpanic]

FROM: seki.shiroe@cdc.org

Yours? No. If I have anything to ask, I will.

[forevalone]

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

I see.

[peterpanic]

FROM: seki.shiroe@cdc.org

Why? Is it humiliating?

[forevalone]

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

No, it's pathetic.

[peterpanic]

FROM: seki.shiroe@cdc.org

Same thing.

[Uggghh, Shinji... 3, 2, 1-]

FROM: seki.shiroe@cdc.org

Tell me not to read it and I won't.

[forevalone]

FROM: ikari.shinji@cdc.org

Please don't.

[peterpanic]

FROM: seki.shiroe@cdc.org

Okay, got it.

[WAS THAT SO HARD]